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look, he’s going to love her i’m just stating this fact right now.

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Ooooh nooo, I’m very excited ♥️

I can’t wait for them to sit quietly and be particular with their words and yearn

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she’s mysterious and beautiful and smart, there’s very little not to like

this is an activity he can participate in!

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Viola doesn’t deserve the attention of all these good and pure and handsome boys

But she will take it!

And write weird, sad songs about them!

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call him any of those things and he will instantly want to die

but he'll also love listening to her sing pretty things.

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des and viola all weekend

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Meep! Just saw this!

yessss <3

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I have some bad news.

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sorry, sorry! been dead and then not home!

I DID NOT SEE THIS! but he will handle this Well, i am sure. in that he will have zero idea what to do with this information. other than blink. uselessly. because i have created an idiot. viola is way too good for any of this.

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Viola is 100% convinced she is the heroine in a Jane Austen novel and is being courted via brooding. “Blinking.... mysterious...”

So, I believe we have TWO idiots on our hands.

I’m gonna assume Viola couldn’t find Desmond at the Leap Day Festival, so is poised for spring this information on him at any time. Like some horrible time bomb

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desmond savage WISHES he was mysterious. he's just big dumb.

he deserves to be blown up? so. a gift?? his brother's going to be In For It re: 'how do you talk to human beings?' during conferences.

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Poor Griz. He’s gonna be giving all kinds of good advice for how to talk to normal human girls and Des is just gonna have to be like, “Okay? But ... what if said girl just ... looms? And drops candy on your face...? And jumps you in the woods?”

THAT SAID! No pressure to scene it out or anything but just for the pacing of my own interpersonal plot dramas, I think Viola will try to put her mouth on Desmond’s mouth if he does show up to wander in the woods.

Aiming for maximum mess before the anonymous journal day on Tuesday.

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griz gives terrible fortune cookie advice he got out of self-help books for middle-aged ladies. none of the savage men are intelligent. (i still wanted to tag in on the candy one, but have just been gross and sick and ready for death to claim me.)

BUT i just got home, so i have to shove some food in my face but i will try to tag in to the woods after that! he will not expect any of this and will look like he's been hit by a mack truck, i'm sure.

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They're doing their best and that's all we can ask for. (no worries! I'm sorry you're not feeling well! Rest and trying not to die is really like the base of the hierarchy of needs, like AT LEAST 3 ranks more important than backtagging)

Viola's like, "I told him I would be at a NYE party and made out with somebody else in his proximity, I don't think I could have been any more clear." Poor guy lmao

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